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- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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Muahaha.
(Source: nerdsculture, via misssachamay)
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The only person you need to compare yourself to is who you have been. The only person you need to be better than is who you are now.
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I’ll Hold My Breath.
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(Source: this--too--shall--pass, via some-things-dont-change)
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Grief can’t be shared. Everyone carries it alone. His own burden, in his own way.
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(Source: leilockheart, via misssachamay)
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I have learned that happiness is found through acceptance rather than control and that letting go of the past and the imagined future makes today a better place to be.
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An inability to stay quiet is one of the most conspicuous failings of mankind.
— Walter Bagehot -
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
— Albert Einstein
